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Winterbash has arrived once again. I thought it might be nice to have a meta thread to show off everyone's wardrobe.

Bragging is encouraged. Ragging is not.

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This is what classic Spartans think of your silly hats.

Kidding. Hats are cool :)

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    "The Force"? This ... is ... SPARTA! – T.E.D. Dec 23 '16 at 12:57
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Snazzy!

We're not really sure yet quite what causes this one. My suspicion is that I got it for getting involved in a back-and-forth comment chat with a user.


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The stars coming off this one really pull together the whole masquerade-party vibe.

I believe the "secret" on this one was participating on a stack on the Solstice (where it was Solstice somewhere "in the world"). Possibly the design is a shout-out to Sol Invictus.


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Only the most graceful have the balance to wear this one without dropping it.


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Dwarfs don't mind wearing hats either—er, dwarf planets, I mean.

Below: Pluto trying on some of the History Champion's best hats.

Simply Golden

Simply Golden!

on fire

Planet on fire!

eclipse

Eclpising the Moon...

rainbow

Flag it, Snap it, Rainbows in the Kuiper Belt!

falling off

Ai! It's falling off!

yogi

Plutonic Search

selfies

Selfies anyone?

trendset

Just set a trend!

breakfast

DO BOT DISTURB—EATING BREAKFAST

hats off

Hats off to Pluto

times eleven

Times Eleven

gotcha

Gotcha!

fiery

North Pole Ablaze

dreidel

Dreidel to the heart

gold

Just win a hat

scarf

The Epiphanic hat

father

Darth Vader invades

times three

Champion!

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    The "planet on fire" made me LOL. That would be a good icon for "Global Warming" – T.E.D. Jan 5 '17 at 21:15
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The tastiest "hat" of them all...

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These particular hats were given to me for vomiting rainbows, wearing a fork on my head, trudging through snow and frightening tourists. Note that only one of them is actually a hat.


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These hats signify the fact that I celebrated both Christmas and Hanukkah, and found two different ways of concealing my secret identity. There is a hidden message in this, but it eludes me.

Update:

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These hats were evidently given to me because I am spending way too much time on StackExchange. (And I never ordered the bacon. Can I send this back and get some toast?)


enter image description here I would like to thank the academy...


  • If you don't want your bacon, I could always use extra... – T.E.D. Jan 5 '17 at 21:16

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